Captain Pirate Wig

Sometimes we still chant like boys who have fallen from their prams. Those creative boys who can imagine full feasts. And honestly we play baseball like pirates. (We don’t even know the rules.) We wish we could fly with some fairy dust. Or at the very least grow beards, and wear bandannas around our heads, singing classic pirate songs aboard a wooden ship.

With this Captain Pirate Wig you can do all of the things that make you feel young. Chant like a boy lost in the world. Comment on how poorly pirates play baseball, or get out and play for yourself. But it can be hard to hit a ball with a bat on a pirate ship. If you aren't up for pirate baseball, that's okay. Just grab yourself a pint, and start singing "Yo ho, yo ho, it's a pirates life for me."