Posts by Joe Vampire

Joe Vampire is the evil HR guy at the company. He once trained people in the art of phlebotomy but that’s not how he got his pseudonym. He's not quite sure how it was bestowed upon him, as a matter of fact. Because he’s in HR, and therefore has no friends, he retreats into a world of horror movies, video games, beards, beers, bears, black metal, and playing guitar for Old Towne Ghosts.

Captain Kirk Pick-Up Lines

by Joe Vampire|May 16, 2013

Categories: Humor

Oh no. No! Nonononono.

I’m really the one that has to do this? Really?

Fine.

Hi everyone, it’s Joe from HR again. If I had any sort of professional credibility to begin with, it would be gone by the end of this post. Why? Because I helped to facilitate this: a collection of the filthiest pickup lines that Captain Kirk could (and would!) use to bed yet another hot, green alien.

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