Animatronic 6.5' Straitjacket Clown Decoration

All right, that's it, where's our soap box?

There it is. You know what, people argue about clowns all of the time. Some people think they're funny. Others just think that they're poor misunderstood souls who need some compassion. Us? Well, we know the truth. One look at this Animatronic Straitjacket Clown Decoration made it abundantly clear! Clowns are evil creatures put on this Earth to give us nightmares and strike fear into the heart of every human being on the planet.

Don't believe us? Well, just hang this clown decoration up in your home for a month or two and see how you feel about clowns afterward! It's not even opinion any longer. We've ruled on the matter. It's now fact.

Right! So, here's the low-down with this decoration. We like to call him Jeb. He's shaped like a clown. He has a face that even a mother could never love, with some sharp, ghoulish teeth in his mouth. He has menacing eyes and hair that makes you want to shriek like a banshee. He has classic clown clothes -- under his straitjacket , of course -- and you can prop him up anywhere in your home, haunted house, or yard to maximize the scares. If all that wasn't enough, we still haven't figured out why he's stuck in the straitjacket . I mean, we have an idea, sure. But we can't rush to judgment, you know? Yes, old Clownie here has been haunting our nightmares for a few weeks now and if want to really freak out the guests at your Halloween party, then he's the clown for the job!