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Snowman Balls Ugly Christmas Sweater

Snowman Balls Christmas Sweater
Snowman Balls Christmas Sweater
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Items Included
  • Sweater
  • Snowman Balls Christmas Sweater
  • 95% polyester; 3% plastic; 2% sheer wool
  • Knitted snowman is fleece appliqued to front of sweater
  • Attached 3D stuffed carrot nose
  • Attached dangling Christmas balls and tinsel
Product Description

SOMEHOW there was a mistake when the design for our COMPLETELY APPROPRIATE Christmas Angel Snowman sweater was brought to life. Or should we say RUTHLESSLY BUTCHERED?

Because the end product IS NOT EVEN CLOSE to what we intended, which was a VERY NICE and FAMILY-FRIENDLY holiday garment that nearly anyone could wear without causing a MAJOR KERFUFFLE on Christmas. And to add INSULT to INJURY, they seem to have SABOTAGED the caps lock on EVERY LAST KEYBOARD in the office. We are NOT AMUSED!

Now, EYES WILL ROLL when they see this IMMATURE and TASTELESS sweater, with its DISGUSTING snowman pattern and those UNPARDONABLE tree ornaments dangling near the hem. Soon, HEADS WILL ROLL when we discover who was behind an act so THOUGHTLESS and DEPRAVED.

UNFORTUNATELY, the very last of our red yarn went into this batch of TRAGIC MISPRINTS, forcing us to offer it at a fair price in order to reduce the TREMENDOUS COST of this DESPICABLE INCIDENT. If you have ANY INFORMATION about the SADISTIC PERPETRATOR, or are willing to take one of these HIDEOUS SWEATERS off our hands, please let us know ASAP!

Size Chart
S M L XL 2X 3X
Size Measurement Standard Metric
Small Chest 40" 102cm
Small Sweater Length 27" 69cm
Medium Chest 43" 109cm
Medium Sweater Length 28" 71cm
Large Chest 44" 112cm
Large Sweater Length 29" 74cm
X-Large Chest 49" 124cm
X-Large Sweater Length 30" 76cm
2X Chest 52" 132cm
2X Sweater Length 31" 79cm
3X Chest 54" 137cm
3X Sweater Length 32" 81cm
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     By Current Customer / November 23, 2018
Just as advertised!!! Looks great!!
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