Adult Snowman Balls Ugly Christmas Sweater

SOMEHOW there was a mistake when the design for our COMPLETELY APPROPRIATE Christmas Angel Snowman sweater was brought to life. Or should we say RUTHLESSLY BUTCHERED?

Because the end product IS NOT EVEN CLOSE to what we intended, which was a VERY NICE and FAMILY-FRIENDLY holiday garment that nearly anyone could wear without causing a MAJOR KERFUFFLE on Christmas. And to add INSULT to INJURY, they seem to have SABOTAGED the caps lock on EVERY LAST KEYBOARD in the office. We are NOT AMUSED!

Now, EYES WILL ROLL when they see this IMMATURE and TASTELESS sweater, with its DISGUSTING snowman pattern and those UNPARDONABLE tree ornaments dangling near the hem. Soon, HEADS WILL ROLL when we discover who was behind an act so THOUGHTLESS and DEPRAVED.

UNFORTUNATELY, the very last of our red yarn went into this batch of TRAGIC MISPRINTS, forcing us to offer it at a fair price in order to reduce the TREMENDOUS COST of this DESPICABLE INCIDENT. If you have ANY INFORMATION about the SADISTIC PERPETRATOR, or are willing to take one of these HIDEOUS SWEATERS off our hands, please let us know ASAP!