DEA Agent Women's Costume

A Season of Chaos

Halloween. It's a time when all sorts of nefarious characters come crawling out from under societies underbelly. One glance at the headlines shows you the chaos that's unleashed at the end of every October. Take, for instance, the unicorn fiasco of 2015. The night was so riotous with the horned creatures that the city's sidewalks were red with glitter the next morning. There were kids in onesies wrapped in cosmic colored blankies passed out on every porch in College Town. Then there was the time when a man dressed as a T-Rex stumbled into the wrong apartment, causing the resident poodle to tear a hole in his inflatable suit. Not only did his disregard for his sobriety ruin his costume but the dog's owners report that they still haven't been able to watch any of the movies from the Jurrasic Park franchise in front of Fluffy in peace.

Product Details

This dress will help you keep masses in line this Halloween. The form-fitting dress zips up the front and has DEA printed in an intimidating font on the back as well as the left breast. The look is completed with a plastic badge and a baseball cap with DEA embroidered on the front. Customize this look to fit your specific agent's needs with accessories such as handcuffs, aviator glasses, and combat boots. With a look this tough, we're sure those costumed characters are sure to straighten up their degenerate ways!

A Woman of Substance

During this season of chaos, what we need is more people on the streets that will halt the flagrant use of illicit substances. That's where you come in. This costume might not give you the authority to run raids or arrest people for going a step too far, but it will make you look cool as you wave your finger at the perpetrator!