Boys Werewolf Costume

Ever notice how people get a little anxious around the full moon? Restaurants report people acting all types of crazy and any nurse or EMT near the hospital knows that moon schedule better than just about anyone else. The crazies come out, they say. What is it about the moon that just hits us all? Some might argue that it is gravity. They’d say that the gravitational pull is stronger because there is more moon! Scientists would grumble at this, shaking their heads, as they note that we’re just seeing more of the moon because the invisible and darkened side of it is turned away from us.

And, there is the hint! The moon always drives us crazy, so when we can see all of the moon, we’re at the absolute max we can handle. Only the most mentally stable and wise among us are immune to the odd effects of the entrancing lunar lights. It certainly explains the werewolves among us. Already so close to their bestial nature, the moon’s light just sends them into the next world of crazed and urges them to tear off their clothes and run into the night air to howl and make all sorts of mischief.

Now, you parents have a little extra to worry about. Those kiddos are already pretty nuts, we hear, so if they get a good view of that full moon, there is no telling to what excess they’ll go. So, we have a few things in mind to make sure that everything goes smoothly for you. How better than to tame the wild beast within than to give into it in small doses! Start with this Werewolf costume. Made of polyester fabric and fiberfill, the printed shirt and pants give your tyke the wild look of werewolf fur and the full-head mask will let them howl all they want without you having to worry about them gnawing on the furniture with their actual teeth. Now, we can’t promise anything once the real full moon comes out, but… perhaps they’ll be too focused on their howling sessions to notice.