Adult Men's Rag Doll Costume

The world is a surprisingly dangerous place. Things that look adorable and lovely are often poisonous and only look so cute to warn you away from touching them. How crazy is that! Cute things are meant to be cuddled, aren’t they!? Well, when it comes to supplying the world with the greatest accessories and fashion for a date known for thinning the veil between the mortal world and the supernatural one, we probably should have realized that have a massive stock pile of creepy dolls might have been just a teeny bit dangerous. Let’s just say some of them don’t stay put. They’re particularly… animated, you see. And we can feel them staring.

Trust us, there is nothing more terrifying than seeing almost-human faces glaring at you across a dark room. You immediately begin to question if there are more than you can see. How many dolls are watching, you begin to wonder. Ugh, skin is crawling just reporting this!

Fortunately, not all animated dolls are terrifying. The Rag Doll Squad is a crucial team of kind-hearted dolls that patrol the realm, taking down some of the spooky ones that just give everyone else the heebie-jeebies. But, they can always use more recruits to help protect the world from the more mischievous and evil of dollkind! You would make for the perfect member of the Rag Doll Squad of Warriors with this Adult Rag Doll costume. You thought Rag Dolls were all about cute couples costumes, didn’t ya!? No, this homespun gingham shirt has calming colors and a wide white collar along with the iconic blue bow, but it is a practical armor against the dark aims of creepy dolls. The pants have an elastic waistband and decorative buttons. Top it off with the white sailor hat that fits perfectly with the red yarn wig and your little Andy will be ready to help the rest of the Raggedies on their quest for our salvation. Join up with other sizes of both Andy and Ann and your whole family can be an adorable set of savior sailors!