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Adult Clunker Clown Shoes

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Adult Clunker Clown Shoes
Adult Clunker Clown Shoes
Product Information

Items Included
  • Clown shoes
  • Made of red plastic
  • Green shoelaces
  • Hilariously big

We are pretty huge fans of the recent do-it-yourself Halloween costuming craze. No, seriously! Just check out our stash of make-up kits and wigs, if you don't believe us. That stash would make Smaug of The Hobbit fame jealous.

From personal experience, though, we've noticed that some things just can't be created quite like they can be stumbled upon online, and in the wake of that line of thinking we're proud to present to you this magnificent disaster. It's a pair of shoes so red, so perplexingly green-laced, so gargantuan and oddly shaped, anyone who slips into these bad boys and dares to take a step can expect a fall at best and the scornful gaze of society at worst. It's a sure-fire way to develop two left feet, if that's your thing.

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Clown shoes
      By Current Customer / July 27, 2017
Cheap ugly and you can do better than a local store
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Not good quality at all
      By Anonymous / September 25, 2015
These shoes I received already had a crack in the plastic at the top where your foot goes in. I will be sending back as this is not what I wanted and should not be in this condition when supposedly "new".
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