Womens Skeleton Tights
- Pair of Black Tights w/Bone Print
- Black stockings
- White printed on bones on the front and back
Are you a ponderer? Are you a dreamer?
And do you want tights that will show off your femur?
Do you wish you could show off
That bone called the fibula
And perhaps even kneecap
Metatarsal, and tibia?
Then these are for you
They are tried, they are true
A sweet bony look
In which you’ll never feel blue!
These stockings are black
With bones on front and back
They look custom made
But they’re right off the rack!
So what spooky look would go best with these tights?
A skeleton girl that haunts in dark nights?
A ghostly dead lover? Or something more funny?
The choice is all yours
Now give us your money!
Perhaps that sounds too forceful
We just really want you to be happy
and that's no bull