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Slurm Can Cooler

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Items Included
  • Can Cooler
  • Foam can cooler fits almost any standard beverage can
  • Turns any ordinary canned drink into a futuristic one
  • Officially licensed

Are you reading this in the future? Have they made Slurm yet? What does it taste like? Are you addicted? Silly question, of course you are! Do not go to the factory! We hear gross things about how Slurm is made. Is there a way you could send us back some? We want some! Give us the Slurm! Sorry, we're not sure what just happened there.

By the way, how did you get to the future? Can we come? Will we get Slurm? Oh? We just have to wait like everyone else? Well, for those of us who are NOT in the future, we will just have to slip this Slurm Can Koozie around our regular (only slightly addictive) sodas and energy drinks. We repeat, DO NOT GO TO THE FACTORY! Somethings are best left a mystery.

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    too expensive for what you get
    By ODibbs | November 9, 2018
    You'd be better off just printing out a logo on a printer and taping it to your favorite coozie. The material is some weird synthetic that makes me think I may have contracted some disease from it and it didn't even keep my drink semi cold. That said, the logo looked nice for the one night i was using it but was worn out ( wore off) by the end of the second day.
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    Looks good, not big enough
    By Anonymous | February 22, 2017
    You can't actually fit a can in this. We had to use a large shot glass ... not really the same but still worked.
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