Mossy Bat Tombstone
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We know you were REALLY disappointed when your offer didn't go through to buy that house directly adjacent to the cemetery. We heard you got outbid over and over by some creep in a black cloak. Shudder.
While your dream home isn’t exactly...ahem...our style, we want to help you feel at home in your new, far-from-the-cemetery duplex. So we have here this Mossy Bat Tombstone, complete with faux cracks and attachable moss and a bat etched over “RIP.” See? There’s no need to be upset. Just snatch up a few of these styrofoam tombstones, heat up a brew, and sit on your porch swing, admiring the eerie view. No one said there need be corpses in your lawn in order to erect a few headstones. Go ahead and live your (creepy) dreams. We’ll just be down the street aways, admiring the view from afar.
- Made of styrofoam, measures 22" high x 14" wide x 1" thick
- ''RIP'' and a small bat etched into front
- Fake moss attached to top and bottom
- Yard Stakes
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