Haunted Raven Top Hat for Adults

Quoth the Raven

All you wanted was a quiet evening. You were kicking back in front of the fire, a book of Gothic poetry in one hand, ready to do some pining for a lost love. Instead, you've got an obnoxious visitor who clearly wants to rub it in that you're having a single Saturday night. A lesser person than you might decide to do some target practice. Instead, you look at this as an opportunity to write an epic verse that will confuse the heck out of high school students for years to come! 

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"Nevermore" will there be a hat as dramatic and high-brow as this one! Your Haunted Raven Top Hat will be the talk of any party you attend this Halloween. The high black hat has a dashingly curved brim, upon which glowers an impressively lifelike raven with a beady eye and a knack for chilling pronouncements - or so we assume. He's never talked for us, but he probably will for you! 

Move Over, Poe

Have everyone thinking that you're a brilliant Gothic writer with your unique headgear! There's never a wrong time to bust out a hat adorned with a creepy raven.