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Child Class Nerd Costume

Child Class Nerd Costume
Child Class Nerd Costume
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Items Included
  • Jumpsuit w/ Attached Bow Tie
  • Belt
Features
  • 100% polyester poplin & broadcloth fabrics
  • Jumpsuit has hook & loop fastener at center back
  • One-piece jumpsuit styled to look like white button-front shirt & plaid pants
  • White broadcloth shirt portion has attached bow tie at center of collar, column of decorative buttons at front, functional breast pocket on right-hand side
  • Plaid poplin pants portion has false fly outlined in decorative stitching
  • Foam belt threads through loops at waistline, closes w/ hook & loop fastener at back
  • Belt has decorative silver plastic slide buckle at front

If media is to be believed, the 50s and 60s were an unbearable time to be a kid if you weren’t the ringleader of a gang of little street toughs. Terror stalked the playgrounds. It used to be kids would go to any lengths to avoid being called a nerd and having their underwear pulled up into a wedgie, their hair swirled in a toilet or having their beloved collectible merchandise stomped on.

Now, there’s a Star Wars movie every year, video games are a billion-dollar, unstigmatized industry, and knowing a lot about comic books means having the secret key to what’s going to happen in movies and TV shows instead of a secret shame to be hidden. Everybody saves their childhood treasures, assuming they’ll be worth something someday when Digimon and Street Sharks get really popular again. Neil deGrasse Tyson and Bill Nye aren’t just public intellectuals; they’re cool dudes we love to see shut down people we disagree with. Nerds rule the world. Kids are fighting over who knows the most about Grand Admiral Thrawn and Beta Ray Bill. Prove your nerd credentials once and for all with this Kids Nerd Costume.

This Kids Nerd Costume is a one-piece jumpsuit because if there’s one thing nerds love, it’s utilitarianism. The top of the jumpsuit looks like a white, short-sleeved collared shirt with a bow tie––still the ultimate markers of a dweeb––and the bottom is blue, green, orange and white plaid pants. Look, you’re supposed to look like a dork; it’s not supposed to be a good combination. A soft brown belt with a silver buckle is also included, because you know an old-school nerd’s pants never fit quite right. Pair with taped spectacles, pencils (nerds love to erase), and a slide rule (do they even still make those?) for the full package. If you really want a home run, I have 3 words for you: Propeller. Beanie. Hat. You’re welcome.

Size Chart
Size Measurement Standard Metric
Medium (8-10) Chest 31" 79cm
Medium (8-10) Sleeve Length 7" 18cm
Medium (8-10) Torso 25" 64cm
Medium (8-10) Inseam 19" 48cm
Medium (8-10) Child Size 8-10 8-10
Size Measurement Standard Metric
Large (12-14) Chest 34" 86cm
Large (12-14) Sleeve Length 8" 20cm
Large (12-14) Torso 27" 69cm
Large (12-14) Inseam 25" 64cm
Large (12-14) Child Size 12-14 12-14

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