Bitcoin Costume for Adults
Dressed to Invest
Money can be confusing. How much do you spend? How much do you save? Why does it disappear so fast the day after payday? (Oh right, impulse shopping at two a.m. Oops.) But now that digital money is here, there are even MORE questions! For instance, how would digital money look if it were turned into a costume? Answer: Pretty awesome. Second question: Will people think that you know a lot about this kind of currency and want you to explain it? Answer: Hopefully not on the dance floor.
You won't need to explain your Bitcoin Costume for Adults for people to know how awesome it is! The hilarious unisex costume includes a sleeveless tunic made of sturdy metallic gold material. The front and the back of the costume are shaped like circles. They're each embossed with large Bs that resemble dollar signs, etched line patterns, and the words "Bitcoin Digital Decentralized Peer to Peer" written around the edges.
The Future Is Here
Long ago in ancient history, people traded for goods with other goods, or maybe sometimes with really shiny rocks. Then coin money was born, then paper money, then everyone started swiping to pay with cards. The next advancement - completely digital money - is already upon us, but even that isn't forward-thinking enough. Pretty soon, we'll all be walking around wearing our money like the ultimate fashion choice. This will probably make it harder to use the excuse "Do I look like I'm made of money?" for spending your cash when you don't want to.