Salty Salt Shaker Women's Dress Costume
- 100% polyester fabric, 100% polyurethane foam
- Fiberfill padding in bust w/ appliqued dots to look like the dome of a salt shaker
- Pullover tank dress has foam skirt front w/ "Salty" printed in glittery script
- One size fits most, US women's sizes 2 to 8
Have you ever been interrupted in a meeting by someone who said the exact thing you were in the middle of saying? Have you ever shown up to a party only to find someone else wearing the same outfit as you? Have you ever been cut off on the freeway when you were on you way to a lunch date, and then you were in a bad mood and distracted so you accidentally ordered the wrong dish? But you couldn’t admit your mistake, so you had to eat spinach, which you hate? Congratulations! You, like the rest of us, are a little salty.
Over at FUN.com, we think that saltiness is a human emotion that should be celebrated. With that in mind, we’ve created the perfect costume to show a little pride in our saltiness. After all, nothing brings people together like mild, shared annoyance. So, show up to any shindig in this flashy but fashionable Salty Salt Shaker Women’s Dress and revel in all the horrible things that happened recently. It’s sure to be funny, or at least therapeutic!
This Salty Salt Shaker costume is a cute, pullover tank dress designed to look like the fabulous salt shaker that you are. The top, or dome of the salt shaker, is made with metallic-looking fabric and appliqued dots, and has fiberfill padding in the bust. The foam skirt flairs out beneath the bust for a flattering baby doll silhouette, and forms the bottom of the salt shaker. The word “salty” is printed on the front of the skirt in an elegant, glittery script that matches the top of the dress.
Everyone gets salty sometimes, but it’s better to let it out than hold it in! Holding it in leads to bitterness, and it’s always better to be salty than to be bitter. This year forget salt bae and just be the salt in this feminine Salty Salt Shaker Costume!