Heinz Mustard Squeeze Bottle

The Best Condiment 

Move over, ketchup. You may be showy and sweet, but there's another star of the show here. The same thing goes for you, pickle relish, with your tendency to be watery, and you mayonnaise with your divisive personality (is it weird to put mayo on a hot dog, or isn't it?) And as for hot sauce, you've got a big flavor profile but you can be way too much for some people. It's time to bring in the condiment that never fails to deliver big taste and mouth-puckering awesomeness. 

Product Details

Funny costumes and Halloween go together like, well, ketchup and mustard. You'll be the hit of the party in this officially licensed Heinz Mustard Squeeze Bottle! The yellow pullover tunic is shaped like a mustard squeeze bottle and the band around the hem is printed to look like a white plastic cap. The front is printed with label graphics that reads "Heinz Yellow Mustard." 

Recipe for Fun 

A little bit sunny, a little bit tart: If this describes you, than you should dress as your favorite hamburger topping! It's convenient that you came as the best variety of all, because not everyone knows what to do with stone-ground mustard and its other varieties. Make sure that everyone knows that you're not the real deal, though: It would be a shame if you had to miss playing goofy games and showing off on the dance floor in order to escape all the people who want you to help them out with their sliders and pigs in a blanket.