Clifford the Big Red Dog Toddler Costume

We hear you're a great dog owner and you have a very disciplined pooch on your hands as a result. You taught him to do so many tricks, and in a very short amount of time too. Your cute furry friend can do it all from standing on its hind legs and walking upright to playing dead as soon as you point your finger his way and shout, "BANG!" But really, what more can you possibly teach your canine pal? Though dogs are very intelligent animals, they can only learn so much. No matter how hard you try, your pup will never be able to recite Shakespeare while whipping up a delicious omelet to serve you for dinner. We hate to burst your bubble, but it's not going to happen. Ever.  

We really do hate to be the bearer of bad news, so we'll also let you in on a little tidbit that will lift your spirits. You can have a dog that is capable of memorization and (maybe) even cooking and it all starts with this Clifford the Big Red Dog costume. Just dress your toddler up in this costume and he or she will emerge as the very famous four-legged literary character. Next, teach them tricks that you wish your dog could learn. You just may be the first person in possession of a toddler/dog who is capable of performing Shakspeare!     

The transformation begins with this soft zip-up jumpsuit with an attached hood, mitts, and shoe covers. Deck your little one in this costume and let the training begin. We can't wait to see you guys featured on America's Funniest Home Videos!