Mens Opposuits Shineapple Suit
- Men's Opposuits Shineapple Summer Suit
- 100% polyester, 200% amazing according to the product label
- Suit jacket is fully lined
- Necktie matches suit, and it's not a clip-on so learn how to tie a tie already!
- Pants have button and hook closure over zipper
- Front and back pants pockets
- Pants intentionally long for styling on casual footwear
- Some tailoring may be required, suits are made to be tailored w/ ease
- *NOTE: OppoSuits have a slim-fit design, please consult size chart
Pop quiz, hot shot! You order a pizza. The delivery guy gets to your place in record time. He rushes to the door, holding that box of sweet, sweet pizza inside. You can smell the delicious scent wafting through the air. You hand him some cash. You hastily grab the box and fling it open. And now, here’s the million dollar question. Are there pineapples on it?
There’s a lot of people reading this and vehemently shouting, “NO!” right now. If you’re one of them, then you can stop reading right now. This suit is not for you. As much as we’d like to say that this suit is for everyone, it’s really not. This suit is for those who like adventure… and pineapples. You obviously don’t like either of those things and we carry a variety of other suits that might be more your style. To those of you who answered, “yes,” you can keep reading below.
We salute you! You are the enlightened group of people who jump headfirst into the unknown. You’re the type of people that understand the balance that must be maintained in life. Just as a Hawaiian pizza maintains the balance between sweet and savory, this OppoSuit Shineapple suit maintains the balance between suave and whimsical. This suit is for you.
This men’s suit comes with a jacket, a pair of matching pants, and a tie. The brilliant pineapple print is contrasted on a blazing blue background to help you ride those good vibes through the whole summer. You can wear it with your favorite dress shirt, or go casual by wearing it with a t-shirt underneath.
Give Pineapples a Chance
Wear this pineapple suit and no one will ever have to ask you whether you want some pineapples on your pizza. Everyone will already know the answer—a resounding yes! And if you’re a pineapple hater who made it all the way to the end… don’t worry. There’s always time to change. Start by wearing this suit and ordering a pizza with some pineapples on it.