Licensed Halloween II Economy Mask

Michael Myers’ blank, expressionless face has caused millions of nightmares around the world, and now this face can be yours!

Of course, you’ll need to become absolutely, insanely creepy and show no remorse for your evil to earn this Licensed Halloween II Economy Mask. But once you’ve got that down (and this mask) this is the surest way to scare trick or treaters. It’s made of latex and looks just like Michael’s, any horror film fan will identify you immediately as the central character of the Halloween franchise...then they will immediately start running for their lives. Lift your toy machete under the porch light and let the shrieks ensue! As for Michael’s “devil eyes,” we may not be able to help you. Might we suggest contacts? And a psych evaluation?