Adult Tropical Tourist Costume

Some people are born travelers, hopping flights to exotic locales in search of adventure and blending in no matter where they go. And for every one of those globetrotting types, there’s a tourist or two sticking out like llamas in a grocery store. They may come in many shapes, sizes, and colors, but this outfit somehow manages to capture the clueless curiosity that makes them all so lovable and awkward—like llamas in a grocery store!

For those of us who may or may not have an extensive collection of Hawaiian shirts, this humorous unisex costume might hit a little close to home. In fact, someone probably should have told us sooner that our unsettlingly beachy attire makes us kind of an easy target. They sure don’t hesitate to remind us when we forget to refill the coffee pots in the break room!

But if you’re truly the worldly type, it should get a chuckle or two from your friends—if only because the included inflatable camera is a really nice touch. And since it’s not as much fun to fly solo, we recommend that you find a partner who’s willing to put on one of these goofy outfits and pretend to be your hapless traveling companion.

And don’t forget to add a straw hat or a pith helmet to cap off the ensemble! All the guidebooks assure us that your expedition’s success depends completely upon your headgear.

Well, one of them does.

Probably.