Adult Scissors Costume

The Ultimate Showdown

Ladies and gentlemen! You're about to see the fight of a lifetime between three heavy hitting opponents! In THIS corner is Rock, whose weight makes him a tough customer. In THIS corner, you'll see Paper, whose flimsy build conceals an incredible reach. And in THIS corner is the crowd favorite Scissors, whose blades are itching to get going! Let's hope that it has Paper as its first challenger to ensure a quick victory! "Rock, paper, scissors!" 

Product Details

Watch out, Rock and Paper: Here comes an Adult Scissors Costume! The funny and unique outfit includes an oversized faux pair of scissors made out of sturdy foam material. A large red pair of "handles" juts out above your shoulders and reaches down to your waist, with a silver-tone rivet detail in the middle. A pair of shiny, slightly open scissor "blades" reaches to your ankles. The scissors are attached to a pair of black shoulder straps. Wear the outfit with your preferred set of street clothes. 

Who Has the Good Scissors? 

If you ever heard a parent or teacher yell this question, you might have been confused. What does the phrase "good scissors" mean, anyway? They all cut, right? And then you grow up and realize that yes, all scissors cut, but one specific pair has somehow become your favorite. It's the one with the fun handles or the extra-sharp blades, or whatever. Welcome to adulthood. But now, the answer to "Who has the good scissors?" is: You do. Because you're wearing them.