Adult Bite Me Vampire Socks

Best Kept Secret 

Vampires have a pretty typical fashion style: Elegant Victorian suits, sweeping dresses, tall collars and dramatic capes. Secretly, however, they love a good, mischievous accessory. After all, anyone who gets close enough to see it won't be telling any tales. 

Product Details

Let everyone know that your bite is way worse than your bark when you wear these Adult Bite Me Vampire Socks! The black nylon, polyester and elastane socks are comfortably stretchy for a cozy fit, ending at your ankle so that you can wear them with multiple different shoes. The toes, heels, and edging are blood red (Dracula's favorite color). The sole of one sock is printed with red-lipped mouths dripping with fangs, and the second sole is printed with the words "Bite Me" in capital letters. 

Told You So 

When you put up your feet to watch your favorite gothic vampire show, people will be much too afraid to bother you. And if they do anyway, you can't say you didn't warn them what would happen...