Adult Banana Costume - Lightweight Polyfoam
- Standard: Aug 18 2023
- Lightweight Banana Costume
- 100% polyfoam
- Opening at arms, legs, & face
Amidst all the most powerful and noble beings in all of the multiverse, there is one that reigns high above all others. The mighty Odin has bowed down. The great Empress of the Nile begged its advice on beauty. An entire species has devoted themselves to the deep worship of its many icons. Kings, lords, and deities alike all bend ear in longing hope to hear even the meager utterances of this glorious entity… the grand and majestic deity who reigns above all… the Lord Banana.
We’ve always know that the color yellow is underrated, but we could never guess how much it was taken for granted. Looking around the world, it is clear how often the color appears to depict a sense of innocence, curiosity… even joy. They’re all over the place on the Internet, those squishy odd little yellow creatures so desperate and eager to impress their masters. Crying out with joy at the mere sight of their most glorious of treasures: the banana. It should not have surprised us to realize to whom our prayers should have long been sent!
It is time to rise up and stand before your flock of worshipers with this Adult Banana costume. This foam tunic has a back zipper and opening for your face and arms and a mesh panel works to guise your face from your onlookers. But, the brilliant yellow panels of this costume reveal the glorious peal of the One True Banana, praise be its potassium. Be kind and benevolent to your flock, Banana God. Remember that we loved you first.
- Caution if you're tallBy Anonymous | November 2, 2015My husband is 6 ft and had a minor issue with the head part lifting off his shoulders (to accommodate his height) and his face never really fit into the hole properly. It didn’t look bad, nor did it keep him from wearing it.Was this review helpful to you?Vote Yes on the review titled Caution if you're tall Yes (0) Vote No on the review titled Caution if you're tall No (0)
- My banana became an Epi-penBy CAROLYN R. | November 8, 2014I am a school nurse and wanted to dress up as a brand of Epinephrine autoinjector known as an Epi-pen. Epinephrine autoinjectors are used to rescue people with a life-threatening allergy known as anaphylaxis from death. By attaching a bright orange box to the end of the banana, trimming the stem so that I could place a blue baseball cap on top, and writing the Epi-pen instructions on the body; my banana costume became a very primitive looking Epi-pen. Due to my poor artistic talents, many of the students still enjoyed the costume as a banana. The costume was comfortable and sturdy, and I really enjoyed its dual capability. It was cut, sewn, stapled and written on with a Sharpie marker without being any worse for wear. One of my students who has an Epi-pen and an inhaler at school has suggested that I should be an inhaler next year. Hmmm. Thank you for the great costume.Was this review helpful to you?Vote Yes on the review titled My banana became an Epi-pen Yes (0) Vote No on the review titled My banana became an Epi-pen No (0)
- peanut butter jelly timeBy Anonymous | November 12, 2013This costume was very popular. Every one loved it!Was this review helpful to you?Vote Yes on the review titled peanut butter jelly time Yes (0) Vote No on the review titled peanut butter jelly time No (0)
- Five StarsBy Anonymous | October 12, 2021Was this review helpful to you?