Wreath with Witch Legs
Whoa! How did that wreath get a pair of witch legs? Did the wreath fall from the sky and onto a witch, thereby rendering the witch unrecognizable except for her stems? Did another witch cast a spell on the wreath (did it do something bad?) and cause it to grow some gams? Or is merely a witch-related developmental stage that we don't know about? After all, witches are pretty mysterious creatures...there's not a lot of solid, documented scientific evidence regarding the growth and development of witches. For all we know, they could hatch fully-formed from purple and black cocoons...we don't know their lives or what they go through!
Even though there's a lot of questions as to how this wreath got to this point, one thing that's not a mystery is how rad it looks. And it brings up a good point...why should Christmas wreaths get all the glory? So be a pillar of holiday equality and toss this Wreath with Witch Legs onto your front door for a dash of wicked fun! And if it somehow moves from the front door to the back...well, then you've got a problem on your hands. Maybe pull out some old science textbooks and conduct some scientific observations for what we're sure we've all concluded by now is some much needed study on the growth and care of witches? It's up to you, friend...be the pioneer this non-scientific-enquiring community needs! !
- Wreath is 13" diameter with sheer, crisp fabric roses & lacy bows
- Satin-covered foam legs are 13" long
- Wreath has a cord loop at top rear for hanging
- Wreath with Attached Legs
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