The Toxic Avenger: Toxie Mask
A Face Only a Mother Could Love
Sometimes, it is beneficial to show your face to the world and say, “Here I am world! I am attractive!” But during the zombie apocalypse, you would definitely not want to try that! If zombies are roaming the streets and you present your beautiful face to them, they will not hesitate to gnaw it off just to get to the delicious, healthy brains inside.
That’s why we here at Halloweencostumes.com have developed the perfect defense against the zombie hoards! It is not copious firearms and hoarded food after all, but rather simply a hideous, disgusting face. When the shuffling zombies see this face, they will move to the other side of the street just to avoid being too close, giving you all the freedom to that you need to go about your day in peace. When you have a face this hideous, you’ll find that everyone gives you a wide berth!
If you want to survive, sometimes you have to look in the mirror and talk yourself through the day. Sometimes, like if you are wearing this mask, survival means doing whatever you can to not look in a mirror, no matter what! The burnt, scaly skin and sagging, melted flesh won’t do you any favors in the beauty department, trust us. But, to be fair, it’s the best way to keep those zombies at bay!
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