Adult Roman Warrior Men's Costume

Great Jupiter! 

Halt, my armies! It appears that we are lost. A moment ago, we tarried beside the River Tiber, waiting to spring upon our enemies and overwhelm them. The next moment, we were seemingly transported to a strange new world. Our eyes are filled with whirling sights, and our ears with strange sounds. A curiously black and hard road has replaced the cobblestoned thoroughfares of our great empire. Curiously fast yellow steeds zip along its length, yet they stop for the pedestrians who whistle the most obnoxiously. And yonder is a temple where lines of people worship devoutly, its portals decorated by golden arches. After a short ceremony involving plastic cards, visitors leave the temple with red cartons of long strands of fried vegetables. We don't what's going on in there exactly, but it smells delicious. 

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Bring the glory of Ancient Rome to modern times with this impressive Adult Roman Warrior Men's Costume! Defend the honor of the empire in a dashing set of black armor, complete with a red tunic with an attached fringed overlay and a gold-embossed breastplate. A snarling gold lion on the chest threatens would-be challengers, and an attached black cape billows dramatically from your shoulders. Hail Caesar!

Veni, Vidi, Vici!

Brave warriors, it appears that the natives have taken a liking to us. A group of young citizens surrounded us, offering strong drinks and yelling something about how great our "Halloween costumes" are. We may not understand their strange ways, but it is clear that we have been invited to a grand revelry. We have conquered Gaul: Now it is time to conquer the dance floor!