Sexy Cop Plus Size Mens Costume
- 2 Police Badges
- 1 Name Tag
- Shirt is sleeveless with button down front
- Armband has hook and loop fastener
- Name tag says Ed Banger
- SUNGLASSES, HANDCUFFS, PANTS, BELT, BATON, SHOES NOT INCLUDED
Layin' Down the Law
People these days, they've got no respect. Take, for instance, the song "Happy Birthday". That song is copy written. Which means it can't be distributed without paying for the rights. And yet, people are constantly posting videos of whole groups of law-breaking mavericks singing the song. And they don't even blink! They just soak up the likes and comments like they aren't doing anything wrong. These are the kind of scandalous lunatics that would jaywalk after simply looking both ways or "forget" to change their address with the Federal Postal Service after moving. That's the mail they're messing with! How are people supposed to support the economy if they aren't getting their junk mail sent to the right spot? You get where we're coming from, right? You know what we, as a country, need? More folks on the streets, going door to door, taking care of the little things.
You'll be ready to tell people to get their postal affairs in order once you get your hands on this sexy cop costume. Actually, we wouldn't be surprised if those jaywalking hooligans actually listened to your admonishments! You'll feel capable in the sleeveless collared black shirt with a police badge and removable tie. Don't worry, people will be able to see your status when you're seen from the side. An armband and badge pin reading, "Officer Ed Banger" is included. Top it off with the official looking police hat and you'll be ready to get those naughty party people in line!
Walking the Line
So, are you ready to settle down the mayhem? Or maybe you just want to be a part of it. You've got the authority when you're wearing this costume! Browse through our police accessories to make sure your look includes everything you want from Aviator sunglasses to a picture perfect baton. Want to make this a couples costume, choose your pick from our law enforcement looks or prisoner ensembles. And hey, that grandma might not know that she can't park in ten feet from a driveway but rules are rules! Right, officer?
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