Woodland Warrior Adult Cloak

Cloaking Your Presence

Stepping softly in the thick loam of the forest, you are careful to contain your steps to the areas of darkness at the edge of the small clearing. You watch the figure hunched over the small spring that bubbles out of the rock in the center, waiting for the perfect moment. As it hunkers down comfortably, you make your move into the open air of the glade.

Silent, careful, deadly, you move cautiously and silently toward the immense creature. You note its shaggy fur and over-large feet, taking in the details of the creature before you. Suddenly, it spins around, nostrils flaring as it catches your scent in the warm summer air! “Rrrraghh,” it bellows as it begins to run into the woods. You take your camera out, desperately snapping a half dozen pictures of the lumbering Bigfoot. Got him!

Scrolling back in your digital camera you frown, then howl in despair: “Blurry! They’re all blurry! Nooooooooo!”

The One That Got Away

Ah well, even if your pictures of Bigfoot ended up as blurry and useless as the rest of them, you can be happy that your cool Adult Woodland Warrior Cloak did its job of hiding you in the woods. When you get back to civilization, you can tell all your friends at the party how you saw Bigfoot. They’ll definitely believe you! Right?