Cracker with Cheese Spray Costume for Adults

Fine Dining

You can keep your fancy charcuterie board that pairs so well with expensive wine and snobbery. No one wants that dry-aged bleu cheese on top of a paprika and sesame seed water cracker, or that stinky brie layered with kumquat and a stale piece of crostini. Impressing others with your palate never soothed any hunger pangs. When your mouth is watering for a delicious snack, what you really want is your basic grocery-store cracker (no whole wheat varieties, please) topped with that amazingly creamy, artificially colored cheese in a can. Pair it with anything you want, especially a sugary soda pop or a tall glass of milk. Bon appetit! 

Product Details

Show off your love of haute cuisine when you wear this funny Cracker with Cheese Spray Costume for Adults! The crave-worthy costume consists of a cleverly-designed tunic made of one hundred percent polyester. The foam front is backed by sturdy jersey material to ensure both shape and comfort. Arm and neck holes let you slip it on over your head and wear the tunic on top of your choice of lightweight street clothes. The surface of the tunic is printed to look like a crispy club-style cracker with browned edges and a generous spray of canned cheese squiggles on the top. 

Snack Time

Have you ever wanted to look like a snack? Now you literally will! Dress up as your favorite savory treat and make everyone around you hungry. If you feel like being nice, bring some actual snacks to share!