Bat Eye Mask

If you earn your cheese and bread by saving the day from evil-doers, you have got to be worried about your many enemies coming for your friends and family. Unless you're, you know, a nefarious evil-doer yourself!

Nah, we know better than that. So you should probably protect your identity while you save the day in a black Bat Eye Mask, like this one here. If you don't, and that cunning dude down the street happens to steal one of your loved ones, you'll regret that you didn't purchase one of these sooner! Trust us, we know a thing or two about this whole superhero-villain dynamic. Oh, and we promise not to sell your name to your arch-enemy, by the way. Last we checked, we are one of the good guys.