Adult Scarecrow Hat
If you only had a brain.
Oh! That sounded far worse than we meant it to! We are fully well aware that your kind, scarecrows, typically aren't in possession of brains. We weren't trying to imply you're not intelligent or anything! Seriously, some of the smartest people we know are stuffed with straw!
We simply meant that we wished you had a brain, in that we think it would make it easier to wear normal head wear. Stuff just fits better when you have a big 'ol thinking cerebrum in your head. Since you don't though, we have the perfect hat for you. Our Adult Scarecrow Hat is great for gallivanting through Oz! It's got a wide brim, and a pointy top, and we've even added patches and straw to match your already established scarecrow aesthetic! It'll look marvelous on you. Even without the brain!