Adult Duck Costume

When you go in this exclusive duck costume, you might have a weird problem where people keep throwing crackers at you in hope you'll eat them and kind of make a funny noise while doing it and possibly flap your wings. Yeah, it's kind of strange, but people on benches just can't seem to help themselves when they see a duck cross their path. If you don't have a hankerin' for some crackers, you might just want to wear this to a party where everyone can be an adult and respect that you're a duck who has refined tastes. But if anyone offers you foie gras, you should really pass, because that would be... unsettling.