Wild Gorilla Costume
We've always been trying to find the most socially acceptable way to eat bananas at all hours of the day. They're so fantastically healthy for you that we don't understand why they still taste so amazingly delicious. Apparently there isn't a very large support group for humans who only eat bananas. We've been working on some cool alternatives that will make our diets less conspicuous.
Our first idea was to put bananas into everything else that people eat. We could easily hide our strange addiction to the fruit with its own carrying case in just about anything from sandwiches to pudding! We realized pretty quick that it just wasn't the same. All that lesser food was weighing the wonderful taste of our beloved yellow bounty of the forest. We decided to abandon cooking and move onto a more scientific approach. Through careful observation of various other species, we've found that gorillas are able to consume all the bananas their hearts desire without a single strange look. In fact, people will come for miles just to watch these guys snack away on the glorious master fruit. This gave us some amazing ideas. We immediately began experimentation to transform ourselves into giant, silver-backed beasts who somehow gain tons of boulder crushing muscle even though they only eat bananas.
Alright, so not all of the ideas were totally amazing. We did find this sweet outfit that will help you blend in with the gorillas. The benefits of this are absolutely endless. You will be able to make some sweet inter-species friendships, you'll get free food all the time (only your favorite kind too), and when you're ready to rejoin society after you get sick of bananas (psshh yeah right), you can just hang up the outfit in your closet, and you'll be good to go!
- 55% polyester, 45% acrylic
- Shirt top covered in faux fur w/ latex muscles on chest
- Shirt fits with Velcro
- Mask w/ latex gorilla face surround by faux fur
- Gorilla gloves w/ faux fur on top and latex fingers