The biggest selection of costumes
in the world!
 (507) 386-8388
?Help

Laser Cat-zillas Ugly Christmas Sweater

Laser Cat-zillas Ugly Christmas Sweater
Laser Cat-zillas Ugly Christmas Sweater
Buy New$39.99
Select a Size
Sign Up to be Notified When Your Size Is Available
CHOOSE A SIZE
We respect your privacy and will not share your contact information or sell it to a third party. Privacy policy.
Product Description
Description

How many times has it happened where you see an adorable cat, stretched out and basking in the sun, it’s fuzzy little nubsy tum-tum calling out to you like fire to a moth. ‘So soft!’ you think and you know that you’re not only right but also about to be walking into a trap more severe than anything that fish-man admiral could have ever warned us about. That fuzzy kitten is made of equal parts cuddles and claws and, like a Jack-in-the-Box of doom, one never knows how many squishes and scratches we can dare before the terror is unleashed…

But, to what lengths will these dangerous beasts go? We can see the apocalypse now: feline domination everywhere… beams of fiery lasers coming from their eyes. Nothing is sacred to them… for their tum-tums were touched for two seconds too long! Oh, the felinity of it all! They will destroy everything you hold dear, especially the Christmas gifts under the tree that mankind has too long told kitties were supposed to leave alone. Disaster awaits and you can warn humanity of this terrible fate with this Laser Cat-zillas Ugly Christmas sweater. Speak of our future. You are our prophet and only salvation. If nothing else, it is warm and fuzzy… so maybe you will be able to resist the terrible tum-tums.

  • Soft 100% cotton, knitted-in-design
  • Design features cats igniting Christmas gifts w/ laser eyes
  • Machine wash cold, line dry
Items Included
  • Sweater
Size Chart
S M L XL 2X
Size Measurement Standard Metric
Small Chest 40" 102cm
Small Sweater Length 26" 66cm
Medium Chest 43" 109cm
Medium Sweater Length 27" 69cm
Large Chest 46" 117cm
Large Sweater Length 28" 71cm
X-Large Chest 50" 127cm
X-Large Sweater Length 29" 74cm
2X Chest 54" 137cm
2X Sweater Length 30" 76cm
Recommended Accessories
Recommended Costumes
Product Reviews Write A Review

There are no reviews for this item yet. Be the first to write a review!

Select Mask to Review: