What was that scientist thinking when he choose scissors as a viable alternative to fingers? Sure, you can do plenty of cool things with scissors for fingers. Styling hair, trimming the hedges and cutting construction paper comes naturally, but things like eating without poking yourself in the eye, combing your hair and high fives become a real drag. It's still better than having chainsaws for hands like Timmy Chainsawhands from the castle down the block.

• 100% polyester
• Officially licensed
• Black dress w/ one quarter length sleeve and one short sleeve
• 3 gold faux buckles in front
• Attached petticoat
• Black gloves w/ polyfoam knives attached to each finger
• Black choker fits w/ Velcro
• Black belt fits w/ Velcro
• Black wig made from synthetic fibers styled like the movie