If you hate being a muggle so much, then stop being one. All you have to do is put on this Harry Potter robe and wave your wand around and say something like "Wingardium leviosa!" How hard can it be? It looked pretty easy in the movies. The only way to find out is to give it a try.

• 100% polyester
• Officially licensed
• Black fleece robe w/ attached maroon lined hood
• Black clasp at chest