Wanted: Sidekick for fighting crime in Gotham City. Must have keen eye for details, acrobatic skills and a tragic back story. Computer skills preferred but not necessary. Must be able to work overnights. Pay negotiable after results of background check. See Alfred at Wayne Manor for application. Crime fighting outfit must fit specifications described below.

• 92% polyester, 8% spandex
• Metallic sheen dress w/ red top and green sleeves
• ''R'' patch sewn into chest
• Green skirt
• Yellow molded latex belt fits with waist ties
• Green fingerless glovelets
• Yellow cape that ties around neck
• Black foam eye mask w/ elastic band
• Enough attitude to stop the Joker in his tracks