"You are stormtroopers. You are the keenest weapon in the Emperor's arsenal. Do not fail him. Do not fail me." -ISB Commander Alecia Beck
As members of the Stormtrooper Corps, you represent the elite soldier of the Imperial Military - trained for total obedience to the command hierarchy, as well as absolute loyalty to the Emperor and the Imperial regime. It's a big job! And one that you don't always get thanked for. How come no one ever writes Thank You cards to their soldiers? How about a little, "Uh, thanks so much for putting your life on the line to save mine. You're the best! Love, Emperor Sheev Palpatine" from time to time? Most people don't even know if stormtroopers even earn a living salary, or even get enough time off to have a fulfilling personal life! Mostly because we can't really even tell you guys apart, so we don't really even know who to ask. Sorry. Don't take it personally! We're sure you do a standout job. It's just that, honestly - and please don't get offended by this - because of your uniform, you just all look alike to us!
Speaking of your uniform, we do have to say...that's at least gotta be a pretty sweet perk of the job, huh? The white armor over a black body glove looks super cool, as well as pretty intimidating. And it's outfitted with a dizzying array of survival equipment, which is handy, right? Not mention the temperature controls, which allows you to survive in most environments (but admittedly offers limited protection against blaster bolts. Nothing's 100% perfect, friend!).
Which is probably why they've started providing you with this Stormtrooper Hoodie to wear when you're off-duty. The screenprinting on the front and back replicates your armor, which immediately tells those dissenting citizens that you are not to be messed with, even when you're just casually walking down the street (just ignore them when they call you a bucketed, buddy. So rude!). The hood zips up all the way, forming a optional mask, as well as protection from the windy conditions of other, possibly barren, landscapes and planets. And with the 60% cotton and 40% polyester blend, it's nice and soft and will move with you...like, say, when you've been called back to work unexpectedly when you thought you had some time off to watch the big game. Man, can't a stormtrooper ever catch a break?! Well...at least you can rest easy knowing that most of you are on the right side of history! (Wait...what was that? Oh really? You're kidding, right? Huh, okay...)
- 60% cotton 40% polyester
- Screenprinting on front and back to replicate armor
- Hood zips all the way up to form an optional mask
- Stormtrooper Hoodie
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