Purple Posh Monster Costume
We don't mind telling you that this is probably the cutest costume we've ever seen in our whole life. Yeah, it's that great! And you know what the best thing about it is? It makes monsters look absolutely adorable! Honestly, if we had had this costume when we were 5, it would have saved us from a lot of sleepless nights, stress-induced ulcers (we were kind weird kids), and money on anxiety medications.
To think that all this time we had been afraid of monsters hiding underneath our beds and closets! There we were at bedtime our entire childhoods, tying the knobs of our closet shut with Dad's old bungee cords, and then practically winning Olympic Gold at the long jump when it came time to turn off our lights and then leap into bed...when all the while, we could have been introducing ourselves to a furry, lovable buddy! Man...if we had only known. Sure would've been nice to have had a pal to talk to when we were kids, even if it was only an imaginary one! Instead we lived our young lives in fear, waiting for the worst to burst out of the dark shadows of our room and ending our miserable, lonely lives with one fell swoop of its horrible claw! Why did we believe all those stories from Grandma, about how ferocious monsters were simply just waiting to capture and devour us once we fell asleep? Geez...you know, come to think of it? Grandma was kind a jerk. Why would you try to convince your 6 year old grandchild that a horrible, kid-eating monster was just lying in wait for them somewhere in their room? Who does that? Come to think of it, maybe we had some bigger problems when we were kids than we had previously realized...
Anyway! The good news is that we're all adults now, which means we all have the lucky chance to redeem our childhoods and be a magical, adorable, friendly monster for someone with this Purple Posh Monster Costume! The purple tank top dress has a center bow and polka dots on the bodice, and the lime green skirt has purple mesh on it. The google-eyed monster hood with horns and teeth not only looks super cute, it also does you a solid by keeping your noggin warm on chilly autumn nights. Pair the costume with fishnet stockings, purple fuzzy leg warmers, and a colorful rainbow wig, and you're ready to turn any scary dark night into a fun filled romp with your fellow furry friends!
- 100% polyester
- Purple tank top dress w/ center bow & polka dots on bodice
- Lime green skirt w/ purple mesh over it
- Googly eyed monster hood w/ horns and teeth
- Jacket w/ hood
|X-Small||Chest||26" - 28"||66cm - 71cm|
|X-Small||Waist||20" - 24"||51cm - 61cm|
|Small / Medium||Chest||28" - 32"||71cm - 81cm|
|Small / Medium||Waist||22" - 26"||56cm - 66cm|
|Small / Medium||Length||33"||84cm|
|Medium / Large||Chest||30" - 34"||76cm - 86cm|
|Medium / Large||Waist||24" - 28"||61cm - 71cm|
|Medium / Large||Length||34"||86cm|
|X-Large||Chest||32" - 36"||81cm - 91cm|
|X-Large||Waist||26" - 30"||66cm - 76cm|
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