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Men's OppoSuits Testival Suit

Men's OppoSuits Testival Suit
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Description

Do not attempt to adjust your picture. We are controlling transmission.

You remember being a kid, the picture on the television going wacky. Greens, blues, reds. Black squares. White squares. Bar code like things. A visual xylophone. You wanted to run your little fabric mallet over it to see if it made fun sounds. Your mom told you not to touch the TV screen.

As adults we never see that test pattern any more. The broadcast companies took over control of the transmission, just like on the Outer Limits. They take care of the quality of your television picture. Making sure the picture comes in crisp, and clear. Making sure the colors are saturated just right. But we kind of liked the funky test pattern—just not when it interrupted Space Ghost Coast to Coast.

Now that you no longer live with your parents, you get to decide what being an adult means. You can wear this Men's OppoSuits Testival Suit. Wear it to a festive Christmas party. Or to watch the ball drop on New Year's Eve. Or just while you watch all your favorite childhood cartoons. You will always have the perfect picture quality (and not just because it is controlled automatically by the broadcast company), during reruns of the ThunderCats, Ren and Stimpy, and Space Ghost. And if you want to try playing the xylophone on your TV screen go right ahead, your mom isn't here to stop you anymore. We suggest doing it gently though.

  • 100% polyester, 200% amazing according to the product label
  • Suit jacket is fully lined, 2 button closure in front
  • Pants have button and hook closure over zipper, 2 front pockets and two back pockets
  • Necktie matches suit, and it's not a clip on so learn how to tie a tie already
  • Dry clean, or hand wash in cold water
Items Included
  • Jacket
  • Pants
  • Necktie
Size Chart
Size Measurement Standard Metric
38 Chest 38" 97cm
38 Jacket Length 30" 76cm
38 Sleeve Length 25" 64cm
38 Pants Waist 34" 86cm
38 Pants Length 43" 109cm
40 Chest 40" 102cm
40 Jacket Length 30" 76cm
40 Sleeve Length 25 1/2" 65cm
40 Pants Waist 35" 89cm
40 Pants Length 43" 109cm
42 Chest 42" 107cm
42 Jacket Length 30 1/2" 77cm
42 Sleeve Length 26" 66cm
42 Pants Waist 36" 91cm
42 Pants Length 43" 109cm
44 Chest 44" 112cm
44 Jacket Length 31" 79cm
44 Sleeve Length 26 1/2" 67cm
44 Pants Waist 37" 94cm
44 Pants Length 44" 112cm
46 Chest 46" 117cm
46 Jacket Length 31 1/2" 80cm
46 Sleeve Length 27" 69cm
46 Pants Waist 38" 97cm
46 Pants Length 44" 112cm
48 Chest 48" 122cm
48 Jacket Length 32 1/2" 83cm
48 Sleeve Length 27 1/2" 70cm
48 Pants Waist 40" 102cm
48 Pants Length 44" 112cm
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