"Hello. School, can you hear me? Good morning, students, teachers, faculty members, lunch ladies, janitors. This is Kenny Powers, professional baseball player, and I got something I wanna say:" You may be a substitute teacher in the phys ed department but once you use this Kenny Power Accessory Kit, you'll be on the path to the majors.

• Mullet wig made of 100% synthetic hair
• Brown goatee w/ adhesive backing
• Instructions included
• Included black sporty sunglasses
• Plastic black framed glasses w/ black lens.