Juniors Portal Sentry Costume Hoodie
- Hooded Sweatshirt
- 95% polyester, 5% spandex
- Raglan sleeves, separating front zipper
- Printed laser eye on front, Aperture logo on back
- Officially licensed
If you're looking for a new job, we have a pretty good one as long as you can meet some very specific criteria. Do you like to stand up all day waiting for unsuspecting people to cross your path? Do you find yourself often wondering about cake? Do you enjoy whispering in a hollow mechanical voice? If this describes you you should really join our testing facilities. You also get to wear this Womens Portal Sentry Costume Hoodie. You'll fit right in with the rest of the sentrys, and you can get to work helping our many other applicants try out all of our fun products like our anti-gravity mats and portal guns! If this sounds good to you, all you need is this Portal hoodie and we can get started.