Polly the Clown Mask
We love clowns, but we admit we don’t quite understand this one. Clowns are supposed to be happy things, all balloon animals and juggling.Polly, on the other hand, looks like a deranged lunatic who’d only turn up in your worst nightmares. What kind of creeper would go around wearing a Polly mask? It makes us shudder.
Well, if you fit the bill, then boy have we ever got the mask for you: the Polly the Clown Mask. Probably not the best thing to wear while entertaining at children’s birthday parties, unless you never want them to be normal again. We put one of these evil masks out in our yard last summer, and it kept all the squirrels away. And then our grass died, and the sun stopped shining on our house. Strong stuff!
- 100% latex
- Molded full mask w/ curly yellow hair attached to top and sides
- Painted face made to look like a clown
- Scarred detailing on mouth
- Bows in hair
- Polly the Clown Mask
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