Plus Size Fiona the French Maid Costume
What, is it impossible for people to clean up around here?!
Like, does it cause brain damage to bring a dish to the sink? How about changing the toilet paper roll? Would they sprain an ankle if they walked their garbage over to the trashcan? Or cut off a finger if they disposed of the junk mail!? That must be it. The reason why everyone else around you seems incapable of accomplishing the simplest of cleaning tasks: cleaning is dangerous.
And if that's the case, why are you doing it? Especially if there's a risk to your health. Put that broom down immediately! No need to endanger yourself just because there's some debris on the floor. Of course, you can't leave the house a mess either. That's when you get rodents, condescending family, and fuzzy growths. So if you're not willing to risk your health just for cleanliness, but it still need to get things cleaned, perhaps there's a compromise.
You hire a cleaning person. It's okay! People in the cleaning industry are trained in the art of tidying up... while staying safe and healthy. It might have something to do with their little uniforms, like this Plus Size Fiona the French Maid Costume. The black skirt with extra underskirts clearly work as a buffer to pad any cleaning tools out to get them. The little satin apron could prevents bleach spills from hurting the black skirt. The head piece must be there to keep hair out of the way so it doesn't fall in the toilet. And the rest of it? The puffy sleeves, cute buttons, and garter? Well that's because they also want to look cute while they're defending your home from the dirty. That's right. They're practically cleaning super heroes.
- 100% polyester crushed velvet and satin fabrics
- Black velvet pullover dress has white satin sleeves & inset panel
- Short, puffy sleeves have elastic cuffs
- Inset panel has a column of five black plastic buttons topped by a black satin ribbon bow
- Skirt is split at back
- Built-in underskirt is 3 tiers of tricot, netting & lace
- Satin apron has self-fabric waist ties
- Garter is white lace on elastic band
- Headpiece is white lace on black plastic headband
- Dress w/ ruffled underskirt
|1X||Chest||38" - 42"||97cm - 107cm|
|1X||Waist||38" - 40"||97cm - 102cm|
|2X||Chest||40" - 44"||102cm - 112cm|
|2X||Waist||40" - 42"||102cm - 107cm|
|3X||Chest||42" - 46"||107cm - 117cm|
|3X||Waist||42" - 44"||107cm - 112cm|