Naughty Nerd Costume

The key to being the teacher's favorite, in case you have ever wondered, is always being prepared, bringing the professor coffee in the mornings, and asking relevant questions.

School presentation? Please, you'll have a Shakespearean skit rehearsed and ready to go, along with a polished slideshow to go with yours. Three-page essay due? More like eleven pages when you're done—all full of pertinent information, no filler. Group project to organize and complete? Sorry, kids, you had it done the day before it was assigned, and it was in their email inboxes the morning after. So much for their participation grade, are we right? My, oh my, please teach us how you remain so productive after all this hard work!

Or, if you want to do well in class, but your extra-curriculars—wink, wink—are more of a priority for you, you can always go the lazier route and just wear this Naughty Nerd Costume. We designed the high-waisted dress to look like a skirt and blouse combination with suspenders, and it zips in back for easy in-and-out. It even comes with a choker, black-rim glasses, and bikini-style panties with "Extra Credit" printed on the back. Getting extra attention from the teacher will be the least trouble it's ever been!

• 100% polyester
• High-waisted dress is designed to look like a skirt & blouse w/ suspenders
• Zips in back for closure
• Blouse portion is black, white, & blue plaid print
• Red elastic faux suspenders are sewn into waistband
• Left suspender has white patch at collarbone that has ''Qtð'' embroidered on it
• Choker has same plaid fabric & fastens in back w/ Velcro
• Black bow tie can be fastened w/ a safety pin
• Bikini-style panties have ''Extra Credit'' printed on back
• Panties are 93% polyester 7% spandex
• Plastic black frame glasses have white tape around nosepiece