Miss Liberty Costume
Let us tell you what freedom means to us. It means the heaven sent right to do whatever we want, whenever we want, so long as we’re back home before 9 or our wife will kill us. It means we get to eat as many tacos for lunch as we want, and as a sideline to that it means lunch gets to be as long as we decide it’s going to be. Lunch has been going on for roughly eight years now. Freedom means we get to shoot bottle rockets at our neighbor’s house and there’s nothing he can do about it except call the police and then sue us. Freedom is the right to sell the best darn Halloween costumes in the world, online, to you.That’s freedom, folks.
And just as all great things have mascots, be they breakfast cereals or sports teams, so too does freedom have one. Her name is Miss Liberty, the torch bearing, crown wearing ambassador to our great country who greets all the world’s tired and downtrodden with a warm smile and the right to eat tacos whenever they want to. Miss Liberty turns no one away. Unless they hate freedom, that is -- then they’re not invited.
Our Miss Liberty costume comes with the iconic headpiece and dress you’ll need to look like America’s iconic Ellis Island greeter. Be sure to pick up the Statue of Liberty Torch for the full effect, and people will be boarding ferries just to see you.
- 100% polyester light blue dress w/ Velcro closure
- A sash drapes across the torso
- Elastic strap light green headpiece
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