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Mens Mutton Chops

Mens Mutton Chops
Mens Mutton Chops
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Do you ever wonder where all the courageous facial hair has gone? No longer do people walk around looking like walruses dressed up in people clothes. No longer do people grease their mustaches so they look like they are plotting an evil money seeking plan. Oh, what we would give to see a droopy stache while casually waiting to buy a melon in a checkout line. Alas, people are staying safe and either sticking to boring beards or a clean-shaven look. Even the nineteen-nineties soul patch has become a casualty of our easily embarrassed era.

Our challenge to you, good friend, is to go out and try the flamboyantly hairy trends of the past! We're certain they had more fun. You don't even need to grow your own facial hair. Simply stick these chops to your face and you're ready to go! They're self-adhesive and made with gloriously full black hair so you'll be bringing them back with class. Follow in the footsteps of Charles Dickens, Dr. Jeckle, Dr. Hyde, and Jack the Ripper (umm, maybe not the last two) and enjoy your new found freedom!

  • Made of synthetic fibers
  • Dark brown chops
  • Self adhesive strips for attaching to face
Items Included
  • Mutton chops
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