Deluxe Polar Bear Costume

Let’s face it: most of the world is just not cool enough for polar bears. And as much as we like to think that they can hitch a ride on a floating piece of sea ice and sail across the globe in chilly bliss, that’s just not realistic. So if you’re a bear with the urge to move, you might want to look into some travel clothes that will let you shed a layer or two so you can beat the heat!

Take a look at this Deluxe Polar Bear Costume, for instance. The white corset top with lace-up back and miniskirt will make it way easier to let off steam than your normal coat. But it also includes a floppy bolero hoodie with furry ears stitched to the top, a set of padded bear paw mittens, and shaggy white legwarmers that just bear-ly cover your toes. So even though it might not be what you’re used to, it’s totally your style!

Hey, everybody should be able to step out of their comfort zone once in a while and have an adventure. And just because you’ve grown accustomed to the harsh climate of the tundra doesn’t mean that you should have to miss out! So toss a couple of Arctic charr in the cooler in case you need some ice-cold refreshment, and go see what’s happening out where the permafrost is starting to thaw. In your new outfit, we’re sure you’ll enjoy the change of scenery!