Bleeding Clown Knife
- Plastic knife w/ black and white handle
- Fake liquid blood inside clear knife cover, steel colored knife on inside
Clown's are hilarious; so hilarious in fact that they very often find themselves laughing at their own jokes, even if we don't quite understand the humor of being stabbed repeatedly in the middle of a show. We're not sure we'll be coming back to that circus again, that is, if we ever escape it alive in the first place! At least we know clowns are too creative to use an ordinary knife.
They prefer the look of this whimsical polka dotted Bleeding one that steals a little blood from each victim! Alright not quite, we don't really have that exact one. We're just designing by memories burned into our retinas by the fear of running from an army of terrifying angered by the fact that we didn't get the joke. They were looking to really drive it home with one last thrust if you catch our drift. That's the last time we get discount tickets for a circus that only plays at night, and sets up in the middle of the forest.