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Adult Toy Maker Elf Costume
Born at the frigid North Pole, destiny paved your path from day one. You grew up in the shadows of your father and his father, and all their friends and family, all hammering and taping and plugging away at this toy and that.
You buckled your little shoes, slipped into your first official red and green uniform, and spent years studying toys—their theory, craft, and criticism. You were a student, and now you are a master. Now, it's time for you to put your skills to the test as toy-maker with this elf costume. The best part: it's primed and ready to go to let you sneak right into any dedicated Christmas mall shop to glimpse the consumer reaction to your craft! Just remember that here in more temperate climates, you'll look the part, but you must maintain a practice regimen! If you don't have the toy-making skills down pat, Santa might kick you out of his workshop when you get back!
And what would you do then? You'd be doomed to a life in, like, New York City, sending singing Christmastime telegrams and working children's birthday parties in the off-season. Or, of course, you could hop from costume party to costume party, sleeping on couches and cleaning up in strange showers before everyone wakes up, only to mosey on over to the next costume party. Which is something like what we assume you're really here for anyway. So, just dress the part with this rad costume, yeah? You really can't go wrong here.
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